The Gods Must Be Crazy

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Ok, so bonafide bad days do happen. I haven’t had one like this since I was in college and locked my keys in my car twice and locked myself out of my house once and missed a final because of it- all in the same day.

So here goes: Woke up to  baby crying in her cribby and Ted’s ghostly face saying that our cars were burglarized. They took two of his credit cards and his work compy- fooey. From my car it looked like they just got a bit of petty cash. It wasn’t until later that I realized they got the camera-with Roo’s surgery photos  on it and our family trip to the arboretum-F**K!!!  I can’t get those back. And it wasn’t until later still that I realized that they also took the check from the wedding I did yesterday ARG!

I called the bride to tell her to cancel the check. She said, OK! Bye! How about a reissue minus the cancellation fee?! I need to get reimbursed please!

Ok moving on…did I mention that is was SNOWING!? Its the middle of April! Enough! I’m tired of “shouting at the rain/snow”. But really Mother Nature, if this keeps up you’ll get a new name…Mother Unnatural? OK, lame…

Did I also mention that while I was driving a MOUSE leaped out of my engine compartment and did a little dance on the windshield then ran back in? Totally freaked me out!

So then I was at the vet trying to pick up Booboo after his seed pod extraction. What??

Yes, my cat inhaled a seed pod and had it stuck in his bronchial tubes. They took a scope with a hook and put it down his air pipe - it went all the way down as low as his heart!

She brought out the pod in a plastic baggie and said,”here’s your $500.00 seed pod!” Cha-ching!

So then we headed home(I should have actually gone up to feed Casper at that point.) Its still snowing.We just rounded the corner to the house and the vet calls.

She said,” um, I think we forgot to give you something.”

“oh really, what?” I asked.

“Your cat,”she said.

“Oh, I hadn’t noticed,”I said.

Laughing ensued while I backed the truck up.

I should really just stop here.

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